Been a while. Glad to be doing a new episode of The Diary though. Just a backyard chat with the dogs, thinking about the past, present, and future. I hope you are all well.
Kale Meth, The Superfood! I Don't Like Acai-eee. Dallas Police get sent down a K-Pop Hole. Vote No on Covid 19. Sprinklers sprayed brown...sprinklers are not supposed to spray brown. Define Dump. Avoid the Solenoids. Brian Has Seven Poodledragons. Joanie Loves a Chachi Berry! Cats suck I hate Cats. Does anyone know a good Plumber? Random Patches Of Hair. Fraternal Twin Cities. Use Salt to Coax out Your Worms. Exclusive Wendi Dopamine on Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
I don't want to wake up having bought everything on Alibaba. I'd be sad too if I got karate chopped in the cornhole. I like EEEEEEEEEEEEE-paper. All Butthole All the Time. A salt assault gun. Everyone was Bunghole Fighting! Do You Like to Breeeeeed? Ch-Ching But Not in a Racist Way. There are different sized rubber bullets you can get. Dad's Root Beer and Sha Na Na. The Starship is Nothing without Jefferson. Goldfinch... that's a Fish, Right? Ambien Induced Shopping. Does TMS Have Braydens Because I Really Wanted to Know! Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Time To Listen
Half a subway sandwich marked Fred. Imagine, if you will, a Fake Unicorn. Male Narwhals are NOT horny, that's the tooth. Never Shoot Your Stuff Into Weird Places! Hot Pocket Sing-a-Long. That one time they didn't look , she had a baby. Miss-Counting Tigers. Don't Eff Up My Las Vegas! I Kissed the Police, by Howard Jones. A Narwhal Named Harrison Fjord! Yo slow down light! Byrons Have Their Own Convention. Caesar's Left Boob. Solo Street Screamer. Making Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
We take a look at Horizon Chase Turbo, Ministry of Broadcast, Neversong, And Minecraft Dungeons, along with your emails, feedback, and a LONG discussion of why Muppet Babies is an objectively horrible cartoon, for kids or otherwise.
Mooning Mower Makes Many Mad! Fruitbowls and Pressed Ham...Oh My! I prefer the regular maul over the Dire Maul. Giving Him A Case Of Corona....... Beer. Eating at Dave's felt hinkey to the Ibbotts. Genuine Jackassery Happens! A Tiger saw no man. The Breath of Sunshine was a great Mario/Zelda crossover. Beat the Schmitt out of him. Wailing Caverns 2: Electric Boogaloo. Brian Dunaway, STRONG like bull. Gonna Get Prego. Brian Got Jolly By Mooning! What's the length? What's the thickness? Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
A teenage boy and his friends face off against a mysterious grave robber known only as the Tall Man, who keeps a lethal arsenal of terrible weapons with him.
Blizzcon is cancelled. What will they do instead? We have some ideas. Also, the AWC 2020 schedule is up! The Undead get some better knees. Oibos seems pretty rad. Reforged devs finally talk. And lots more today.
Three Young Bolivian Brothers. HBO's Redundant Department of Redundancy Department! Living Your Best 2FA Life. A Murder of Muppets. How Many Bollocks In A Bag? Do Psychopaths Dream of Electrocuting sheep? Two Small Things, Starring Scott and Brian. It's Idaho, DAMMIT! I am not racist, I just reference racist movies. Fall into the family Gap plan. One Angry Captain Dipshit. How Often Do You Feed Your Jacket?! Wolfgang Amadeus Jack. Is that a Mercedes Benz or a piece of crap. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
We get into some news, like Blizzcon being cancelled, Doom Eternal doing the right thing (maybe), Avengers and why that thing is still a problem game. Minecraft Dungeons and Crucible are not terrible, but they are not great. More Rock Dwarves for us all! Fury Unleashed still rockin Scott's world. How gaming conventions might work in the future! Your emails and loads more!
Dr Frasier Becker, CSI: Good Cyber Place. 2 holes 1 straw. A Queen in the Palace is Worth Two in the Bush! We Asked For More Fishburne But They Didn't Have Any More Fishburne. The underground monkey hates it when you time travel. Queen in the Quown. Rectal Faith Healer. A Tall Stick Of Slim-Jim. Get me out this bush, PHILLIP! Is Ted Danson Regular? Keep Your Rhinestones in Your Jockstrap! Dramedies vs Commas. Stop Trying to live in your 3D World. The Smell of Jimmy Velvet. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomenals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Bring me the soul of Olivia Munn! Terry Bradshaw's Tight End. Kathy Bates makes me want Pancakes. Lockjaw from Tetris. BRING IT WIKIPEDIA GUY! No Shirt, No Slippers, No House Shoes, No Mask, No Beekeepers Suit. Naked Villagers and Talking Turnips. Skin Fishing in the hole of Misery. Ancient Mayan Buttholes. Frogpants vs. AARP: Battle at 4pm. Psychic Should Have Seen it Coming! I Assumed They Pooped, But Not All The Time! The Governmental Pickle. Bill from Punished Poops! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
The team is up to a strange new challenge: A bad case of too-many-people-in-the-lift. How will this resolve? How will they survive? Will an old familiar face become Iceman to Vorel’s Maverick? You will have to listen to find out!
A sword-and-sorcery fantasy about a young man's search for revenge. Armed with supernatural powers, the handsome hero and his animal allies wage war against marauding forces.
Watermelon Felon. Scott's Twinkie Shrunk! Hold on, Brian needs to pop a balloon. The Blind Melonheads. Oh! M'Nards! The Ugly Hemsworth. Little Pissed Off Scottish Miners. Uncle Frank survived in the attic for years, you'll be okay. Far-Flung Dirty Space Future. The blonde guy is angry at the dead guy. Mmmmm...Buttered Ham! Bananas aren't supposed to be black. Plastic Surgery Falling off the Bone. Karate Chop the Rat. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
Mafia Trilogy sounds like it might be worth a look! GTAV goes free! Nintendo gives Paper Mario fans what they want! Artifact 2 is really happening we guess. Ghost of Tsushima looks amazing. We played a LOT of Deep Rock Galactic this week and we LOVE THIS GAME! Animal Crossing is going strong for Scott AND Jon now. Your emails and more!
We do have a tight end. Your Title Goes Here! My Raid Team Says I Have Nothing To Do With Warcraft Either. You're Making Brian Bored Again!! Peeing outside of the Box. Send Me A Turtle. No one is guarding the potatoes. The Fred has Become the Scooby! Brian bought Tom Nook from Watto. Scott is a Little Melon Collie! A Long Snapper, Wide Receiver, and a Tight End...Man, Football is Dirty! A Privilege Of Karens. Hot Glue & Milk Jugs. Peterson's Hanging Bicuspid. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
We touch on this saved Echoes of Ny'alotha business that has everyone in a froth this week. Plus another great interview with Ion that gave us some new stuff to chew on. WoWesports goes more official, why War Mode might be the best feature in BFA and a whole lot more, including your emails!
Bonus Instance for May 2020!